Hollywood
And yet philosophically deep.
Funny #1 😂 @LouDPhillips @AngieDWrites @carolynlawrence @TaraWilcoxon @ReamesKw @winddancer34
#copshow @theirishayk
Hey mates, it’s #SteveIrwin day! So wear your favorite khakis and let’s remember this hero and celebrate his heroic family who keep doing the work he started with the @wildwarriors to protect and save animals across… https://www.instagram.com/p/B44_svaBqP-/?igshid=1hib9980qdpk4
I’m doing my Friday Sirius 97 show live from the Omaha funny bone at noon central today! Gonna be a great time. Surprise pop in guests and I’ve heard there might be pie! Listen at noon central and if your close call em up and see if we got anymore seats left! @funnyboneomaha
In ONE WEEK, #DarkWaters will be out in theaters in LA and NY. Have you grabbed your ticket yet? http://darkwaterstickets.com/
This was only for the 1st season cast.
@HodaAndJenna Where was @ScottBaio wasn’t he part of the cast
Beautiful, haunting solo performance of ‘Daily Battles’ by Thom Yorke on @colbertlateshow (from @MotherlessBKLYN soundtrack, that version has @flea333 on it) https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/thom-yorke-daily-battles-colbert-913124/
Every now and then.... I can’t even finish the tweet without laughing
President Trump has told the American people 13,435 lies over the past 993 days
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/10/14/president-trump-has-made-false-or-misleading-claims-over-days/
Everywhere Marie Yovanovitch went turned bad. She started off in Somalia, how did that go? Then fast forward to Ukraine, where the new Ukrainian President spoke unfavorably about her in my second phone call with him. It is a U.S. President’s absolute right to appoint ambassadors.
Two new shows have been added to my 2020 calendar! See you in January Wilkes Barre @FmKirbyCenter and Syracuse @TheOncenter for a screening of Star Trek II followed by stories and conversation with yours truly. Tickets and tour info at http://williamshatnertour.com/
Keep it real! Don't act like you know what I'm talking about 😂😁😆Drop a gif if you know what I'm talking about!
Thank you.
@hodgman Philip Thomas Reeker.
I knew this would happen, even though I was asking a sincere question, but I honestly didn’t expect it to happen this fast. For the record, this is what I look like, as of last night, wearing a bowler hat loaned to me by @PFTompkins
@hodgman I believe that's - John Hodgman, time traveler from the year 2040
They don’t know the vibes... Ride with me!
#PlaylistKing 🙌🏾👑🙌🏾 https://ift.tt/2NN4WIC
#FBF to being in the recording studio for @PixarInsideOut 🙎🏻♂️
Oh boy I can’t wait for part 2 of this 2 part devastating tweet this guy is promising to send me
In 4 words, give your younger self some completely USELESS advice: http://bit.ly/2qejgRx
Can someone ID this person for me please?
This earlier Ukraine call- is not THE call in question
The White House Just Released A Log Of Trump's First Call with Zelenskiy https://n.pr/2Krg0Jk
NONE of this is true. Your @VP, @Mike_Pence, is 100% lying to you #Louisiana. VOTE #JohnBelEdwards @JohnBelforLA
A vote for John Bel Edwards is a vote for radical-leftists who despise your values, hate your beliefs, and want to crush the workers of this state.
Good lord...
And let me guess: well see them being RESOLD at Daddy's rallies?
Donald Trump, Jr bought his way to the top of the bestseller’s list. This symbol means purchases were made by “Institutional, special interest, group or in bulk”.
Pathetic.
S Y R A C U S E!!!
M E L O!!!
@Cuse_MBB @Cuse @SyracuseU
Melo dropped in to give Syracuse a little pregame talk. 🍊
(🎥: @Cuse_MBB)
Wait, we’ve been hiding things in the books this entire time?
No way!
@bradmeltzer my son was so excited when he found Xavier Riddle and Yadina, at the back of I am Neil Armstrong.
Back in my old TGIF time spot! Fridays are much funner because #NashvilleSquares is ALL NEW TONIGHT with TWO Back-2-Back episodes! Tune in TONIGHT @CMT !! The fun starts at 8pm/7c/6m and Phoenix, 9 pm!! Heeyahh!! @CMTSquares @CMT
For those who asked. Here’s one of my favorite shots of #MisterHarleyBrown, my fur baby I adopted from the #LadyAndTheTramp set. I will post more. He’s also on IG under his full name with Mister spelled out! 😘
Thanks guys! I love @KitKat_US! But the Kit NEEDS the Kat! Lol! It’s necessary! 🥺 And read the thread, this has happened to others as well. We were all SHOOK! Lol!
@KITKAT @bunNYcandud Hey, sorry about that, Yvette! We'll make sure our QA team is aware of this.
Peace is priceless. 🙏🏽
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#affioncrockett #zen #peace #center #comedy #laugh #love #live
@affioncrockett on Instagram: “Peace is priceless. 🙏🏽 . . #affioncrockett #zen #peace #center #comedy #laugh #love #live”
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I’m telling y’all, I’ve cracked the Matrix. @devinnunes is just dumb. Real dumb. Mind-numbingly dumb. DUMB dumb. #SorryToThisMan
@YNB @DevinNunes Remember, he is the same guy suing an imaginary cow.
Mooo.
Thanks... it was a fun night.
Your sis-in-law was delightful & she's obviously a lady of impeccable taste..
@piersmorgan Well done on your award. Your speech was 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻. My sis in law fancies the pants off ya btw
I know @RepStefanik is a chick, but she serving insufferable #DudeBros realness. Sheesh! Is she @mattgaetz in disguise? I won’t know for sure unless she gets a DUI on the way out of the door. 😏 Slanging all that UNRECOGNIZED #PointOfOrder limp “fire”!😂 #ImpeachmentHearings
Courtesy of @accessonline - Fran Drescher Teases News About 'The Nanny' Is Coming 'Soon . . . Very, Very Soon' https://www.cancerschmancer.org/articles/fran-drescher-teases-news-about-nanny-coming-soon-very-very-soon #nanny #reboot #frandrescher #indebted
Countertops should have a long lifespan, so make sure you don't do these things.
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Jim Jordan’s “Jeepers” is really gilding the bad faith lily
Rejoice, Justin Bieber fans! Your man is getting ready for new music and a tour!
Justin Bieber's New Album 'Will Be Released Very Soon' - & He's Already Rehearsing For Tour! - Perez Hilton
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I was gonna guess Thelma Heffernon for the first one. You go Lawrence!!!
You were among good company on last night's show, @jimmyfallon. #YoureOnWheel #WheelOfFortune
Happy 50th season, @sesamestreet!
.@DrOz's favorite Sesame Street memory? Here's a hint: 🍪🍪🍪
That @DevinNunes doesn’t even REALIZE how pitiful he is makes me want to weep for him & whoever raised him. What a sniveling, whiny shell of a man. I realize now that he’s too dim to even be corrupt. I laughed thru his entire opening. Then felt bad because he’s just dumb. #SoDumb
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FRIDAY: @VanLathan joins the 'Central Ave' family! Go to http://CentralAveTV.com for local listings. #centralavetv #vanonthestreets
Nunes reading out the transcript of Trump’s Miss Universe Bragg word mush and Zelensky’s ass kissing like it’s the Declaration of Independence. Case closed.
You can do anything you set your grind to do.
