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30th March | The Great Hall, Reading University! https://www.russellbrand.com/home/
#standupcomedy
ICYMI, @rustyrockets is coming back to Reading next week as part of a small, select series of dates. Well, don't we fell all special.
Join him at The Great Hall on Thursday 30 March for what promises to be no ordinary stand-up show!
https://whatsonreading.com/venues/great-hall-reading-university/whats-on/russell-brand-live
Hi guys. My witching hour because my sleep patterns are screwed. My last thought of this is,all of us are born who we are. That stays. But anyone can become disabled. Your mom, dad, child, best friend. Etc. watch your words please.
People know Johnson lies about everything.
The questions she should have asked are:
1. Do you care? (No)
2. Do you think they’re all at it? (Yes).
The only public services we now expect from politicians are increasing inequalities and providing entertainment.
The end of Boris Johnson
“It was built around a riff I’d had kicking around for a long time” Brian May 🎸
Watch as Freddie, Roger, Brian and John give a jaw-dropping rendition of one of their greatest live rockers at the Milton Keynes Bowl; 'Tie Your Mother Down'!⬇️
https://queen.lnk.to/TheGreatestLive 🎥
#QTGLive
True: 40th Anniversary Diaries - Thursday 24th March 1983 - Spandau’s performance of 'Communication' on the Kenny Everett show was broadcast. The band wearing their signature “True” suits designed by Chris Sullivan for the first time. Watch @ https://youtu.be/qQA10V_yMO0 #true40 #OTD
Many congrats, Harry. Magnificent achievement, and you’re a brilliant role model on & off the pitch.
Just so proud to be this country's all time top goalscorer it's something you can't even dream about as a kid. A magical moment. 🏴🦁🦁🦁
Reposted @mothpete Artist: @dan.a.peacock • animator: @mothpete • software: @werbleapp #werble • #freakyart #creepyartist #monsterart iiii]; )'
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CqKcJaXv3US/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
Pretty immense songwriter and performer. Doubt I’ll see much better this year.
Fancy walking to work in trainers like @eyesofothers? Pop on his @Spotify playlist for great music and inspiration to get your on the move! http://bit.ly/3TCfIBG
Today I'll be meeting with members of the Ukrainian Army of drone operators via zoom to thank them for their service, offer my encouragement & get the latest update on their progress. I also want to thank YOU for your much needed donations!🙏
These are the drones you’re looking for: Join Mark Hamill and the Army of Drones
In order to strengthen and protect Ukrainian lives, the legend, Mark Hamill, is raising funds towards 10 RQ-35 Heidrun reconnaissance drones.
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Hey @ScottSeiss — do a goddamn episode of @mydeadneighbors. NOW. I have spoken.
@pattonoswalt @ScottSeiss @ElizabethBanks Haha - yes! Scott is hilarious! We're trying to get him on the show.
I feel this way every time I tour the Memories of Hee Haw at the “Cooters museum and store” in Nashville.
The first time I laid eyes on this piece, I literally had my breath taken away. Had never experienced that before. This work is unparalleled. https://twitter.com/bo66ie29/status/1635759435267145729
@DavidBowieReal
The Bowie-Duffy exhibition in Madrid was a real find. Beautifully put together. @DavidBowieReal
God passes out grace, His unmerited grace. You can't earn it... you can't buy it. That's why you hear old people talk about the old song "...all I want is a little more grace..." If I could ask for anything more in this life - I'd as for more GRACE!!!!!!
This is great for her! But something has to change to keep good teachers in the classroom.
TikToker Explains Why She Quit Being A Teacher To Go Work At Costco In Eye-Opening Video
This is great for her! But something has to change to keep good teachers in the classroom.
www.comicsands.com
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DXb3dCTpjgP7b?si=sHbHbaUmRwa_mq8SH9UCwA
You know it’s bad when Dr Pimple Popper on TLC is ahead of ‘em!
And they only reached that number by counting every TV in every airport.
Y’all, truthfully, this last year… weeping endured but (GOD) joy is undeniably here. ☀️💙🙏🏽
How can such a mean spirited little man write such a beautiful song knowing ME knowing YOU as you were LG x
Truer words have never been uttered, Diede Bades. Can I call you Diede Bades?
Never mind that. You’ve raised a perfect child with pristine taste, good sir.
As you were, Diede Bades (rule of 3’s)
My daughter and i just watched FLEABAG S2 (her idea she’d seen it) and that’s the best thing anyone has ever done
There may be things as good (i haven’t seen everything) but there simply can’t be anything better
It’s perfect
The world’s largest population of children, 472 million, are in India. The effects of the lockdown on the lives of these innocent children are incalculable.
Child labor rates soared as did child marriages.
Please watch…
“The Children of Nowhere”
The Children of Nowhere - Collateral Global
This film, by Kunal Purohit and Abeer Khan (biographies below) for Collateral Global, cuts to the heart of CG’...
collateralglobal.org
I’m feelin so good out here in Japan and I wanna share it with everyone. 20% off for the rest of March on Cameos. Click the link for some fun videos from Japan.
Sterling Knight | Cameo
Sterling Knight on Cameo! Cameo lets you book personalized videos from your favorite people.
www.cameo.com
🎉💯👊🏻. Congrats!! Schuerholz kicked me and my buddy Chris off the field standing by first base during spring training in WPB in 92 for not having passes. I still love him though. Go Braves!
Congratulations John Schuerholz and Andruw Jones - they will be inducted into the #Braves Hall of Fame August 19th!
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Addictive products should be regulated. Alcohol, tobacco, gambling, engagement optimization algorithms
Utah becomes first state to sign law limiting kids' social media use
Adults who don't verify their ages would also lose access to their social media accounts from next year, under the legislation.
www.axios.com
TONIGHT
Paul van Dyk in SLOVAKIA 🇸🇰
at @MinistryofFunBB Banska Bystrica
#OffTheRecord
I don’t gamble but i hope you win some paper.
Tahah I played blackjack and 🎲 🌊 👁️ 🍄 https://twitter.com/wizkhalifa/status/1639149992769359872
I be hella on point.
@wizkhalifa Shrooms and pool is such a fun combo once you get it down right
Did shrooms. Played pool. Kept it low key. Slow motion.
The Big Macarena
@adamcarolla https://twitter.com/UTLAnow/status/1638957923484200974
11:11 ✨
It’s hard to watch this guy with that giant stab wound under his nose.Also the guy behind Blinky to the right looks like the victor Maitland’s thug enforcer in Beverly Hills cop. But thinner in the head.
These people are going to get us all killed
Let me tell you something about the hearts of young men 💕😂💕 @FeudAfrica #FamilyFeudAfrica
Started out good…
wait for it
I think Madonna thinks she’s being shocking here but in a twisted 2023 almost nothings shocking anymore. This is like Austin powers asking for a million dollar ransom thinking it was a big deal but he just got laughed at and mocked. Needs to fire her agent.
What is wrong with Madonna? She is 64 by the way.
It’s almost like they planned this…
"We followed them for 90 days…Their bifidobacteria dropped to like zero—from like a million to like zero."
Are COVID-19 vaccines killing the bifidobacteria in your gut?
Bifidobacteria are key to a healthy microbiome, says @SabinehazanMD @Progenabiome
🔴PREMIERE 7:30pm ET👇
Still hoping the #GrifterInChief faces some consequences, but we should stop popping popcorn which we stress eat when nothing happens. Waiting is hard enough, we don't need to give ourselves the shits.
Go @faumbb 🏀 #marchmadness #eliteeight #WinningInParadise 👏 #ncaabasketball
Ready for the weekend!
I'm bringing #OffTheRecord to Ministry of Fun in Banská Bystrica 🇸🇰 and EPIC Prague 🇨🇿 this weekend.
Blu-Meth🔥🔥
New 🔥🔥🔥 “101 razors” feat @methodman pros by @VDONSOUNDZ available now on all platforms!! Check it out now!!! https://music.empi.re/101razors
Cinnamon the film with Damon Wayans for Village Road Show and Oz Scott and team. Loved filming in AtlantA. What a cast! Can't wait to see the cast again Premiers this June. Good Lawd! I'll send y'all the links.
“They are mortal, they are not Gods” – Martin Gore on meaning of album title, Memento Mori, out now. https://www.depechemode.com/mementomori/
